The socks are certainly doing the job
“Hello, I have received my second pair of socks but unfortunately they were not delivered by a cloud of fairies but by a man in a van! The socks are certainly doing the job and instead of having short fat hairy legs I now have glorious slim long legs fit for a ballet dancer -well I can dream can’t I! I like the packaging for the first pair and appreciated the effort involved. But in order to save another forest the second pair should have been sent in a plain brown envelope delivered by snail mail – that way the postman would have been left wondering exactly what I had ordered. Seriously though thank you for great service and an excellent product. And when I have saved up enough I may order another pair. It’s been a pleasure dealing with you and your team ”